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Greetings!

Some exciting changes are happening, and we wanted to pop in and let you know what the hell-oween was goin' on!

1) We're moving over to Insane Journal. We can now be found here!

2) This community (here at LJ) will become an archive of all the fics that have already been posted. (This means that posting will no longer happen here, just on our new IJ comm.)

3) We're welcoming you to come and join us at the new community! (the link takes you to the profile page. Just follow the three steps for membership, and you're good to go!) Everyone has to re-post their disclaimer, but the process is super easy - just cut and paste)

4) We're having a drabble fest to celebrate our move! Details will be up shortly!

So that's about it for now. Please spread the word, pimp far and wide, and don't forget to join us at The_pimp_cane's new location, Insane Journal.
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juwel_fic
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juwel_fic
Title: Hard Time Ch 1/?
Author: Juwel (juweldom@yahoo.com)
Pairings: Draco/Harry (Draco-centric), insinuated Crabbe/Goyle
Rating: Adult
Catetories: romance, darkfic, hurt/comfort, kink
Warnings: SPOILERS for DH, compliant with DH except for the epilogue. Warnings for darkfic, rape, submission and domination, and mentions of child abuse.
Archive: just ask.
Characters: This chapter: Draco, Goyle, Adrian Pucey
Disclaimer: The characters in this fic are the property of J.K. Rowling and not mine, sadly. That doesn't seem to have stopped anyone from using them in truly sick and demented ways. No money is being made from this.

Summary: The war is over, and the Death Eaters must do hard time in Azkaban.

Notes: Yes, I’m actually going to attempt my first multi-chapter HP fic, after a long hiatus from writing slash (mostly LOTR and x-men). This is not going to be fluffy, but rather angsty and dramatic. Many thanks to Bunny for the beta.

1780 wds
******
Chapter One: A Rock and a Hard Place
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ccmom
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ccmom
Just a drabble.

FIC: Not Something You Can Forget
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Warnings: Set during Deathly Hallows
Pairings: None
Word Count: 345 drabble size
Summary: He can't run from the evil in front of him.



At night, he can run from the nightmares..."
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arrmaitee
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arrmaitee
FIC: Epilogue
AUTHOR: arrmaitee
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. Bloody hell!
FANDOM: Harry Potter
SHIP: Every SHIP imaginable
RATING: R
SUMMARY: SLASH! PARODY! You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the final book’s epilogue - nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts - read on…

(DH SPOILERS!)
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shinesodark
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shinesodark
Title: Battle Counsel, part of the Tentative Alliance series
Author: shinesodark
Beta:fe_oh_nah and dacro
Rating: PG, Pre-slash
Warnings: None this time.
Word Count: 4447
Disclaimer: If you see anything you recognize, it isn’t mine.
A/N: This story will be much easier to understand if you’ve read the Tentative Alliance series, but here’s the premise for those new to this universe. After Christmas holidays Dumbledore decides to institute a mentorship program in Hogwarts, pairing older students with younger students and some students with professors and staff members. Harry, of course, gets paired with Snape. At this point in the story Harry is learning to develop his Slytherin side and Ron is acting like total prat. If you want to know more, the drabbles are catalogued here.

A/N 2: A very special thank you to dacro for looking at a huge, ugly mass of words and helping me shape it into a story. I owe you sushi.


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accio_harry
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accio_harry
Title: An Accidental Observation
Author: accio_harry 
Disclaimer: The characters aren't mine, but the story is.
Rating: NC-17
Warning: drug use
Pairing/Genre: Harry/Draco, PWP
Summary: Harry comes to stay at Draco's apartment for a week and... you can probably guess the rest ;)
A/N: I haven't written anything in a couple of years, and this was just a spur of the moment thing.. so beware of the poor quality of writing, haha.

An Accidental Observation
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meridian_star
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meridian_star
Title: Just a few minutes more (part 1 of ?)
Author: meridian_star
Rating: PG
Pairing: eventually H/D
Words: 2,077
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be, I’m just using the characters as a creative outlet and mean no offence to anyone.
Summary: The Great War is over, Voldemort has been destroyed; but what has happened to our saviour Harry Potter? Draco Malfoy is about to find out.
A/N: For the title, I thank my boyfriend, because that’s what he says to me every morning. For help and encouragement the wonderful krissielee and thanks to my lovely beta tesria.

Chapter 1

Current Mood: creative

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spark_of_chaos
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spark_of_chaos
Title: Braille

Summary: Let me learn you like Braille. Let me learn every part of you, every motion, every sound. Let me drink you and inhale you, let me swallow your sighs. Let me see you.

Pairing and rating: Harry/Draco, NC-17

Author's notes: It's been a while since I last posted a story. This one explores a train of thought that has haunted me for a while. rinsbane and luci0logy polished the rustiness off my writing and made sure it read just as I had meant it to read. The work of the beta is a very, very important one - as important as the author's, if not more. Thank you so much for your efforts!


Braille
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beren_writes
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beren_writes
Title: Limits
Author: Beren
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC17/18
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Warnings: explicit sex, hermaphrodite
Summary: Humour - Draco has found the line of what he will and will not do for the Dark Lord, so he has a plan.
Author's Notes: Thanks to Soph for the beta. Some of you may remember me mentioning a Veela humour fic that I was writing a good ... hmmm ... eight months ago. Guess what, I finally finished it :).
Word Count: 10,030
Link to fic: Limits
Link: Other Fic

crossposted to:accio_gents dracoxxxharry harry_draco harrydraco hp_fanfiction hpslash the_pimp_cane
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asorbic_acid
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asorbic_acid
Title- What are you doing here?
or:
Title #2- What you don’t know that happens in Madam Puddifoot’s lou
Author- asorbic_acid
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended
Rating- PG 13?
Pairing- Terry Boot/Zacharias Smith
Author Note- I love random pairings.. and this was written for the drabble challenge “Confessions”


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Current Music: tiger army

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asorbic_acid
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asorbic_acid
(I'm not really sure if this is allowed here, but I thought maybe someone would get a smile out of it!)

I was really bored, and instead of doing my work, I decided to Macro Dan Radcliffe's Equus' promo photos.... and they are under the cut.

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Please don't kill me..
(on a serious note though, if this isn't allowed, MOD's please delete?)

Current Location: Texas
Current Mood: pleased pleased

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arrmaitee
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arrmaitee
FIC: Touch
AUTHOR: Arrmaitee
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing
SHIP: Harry/Draco
RATING: NC-17
GENRE: Romance/Angst
SUMMARY: While sharing an intimate moment with Draco, Harry remembers his past.

(Touch)
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dacro
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dacro
Drabble/Doodle prompts for this week:

Confession
Welcome
Eager


Enjoy!
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dacro
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dacro
Sorry for missing out on posting the drabble prompts this week...although it doesn't seem like we're really interested anymore.

So, what happening out there in the world of our members?
What you would like to see from your neighbourhood pimp cane?

Any ideas, suggestions, wants and desires for 2007?

We were thinking about hosting some sort of a ficathon/exchange in the spring, but we need to know if there's interest, and then we'll go from there.

Remember, only you can prevent community drought! heh.
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beren_writes
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beren_writes
Title: The Unexpected
Gift for: Janice incapricious in hd_holidays
Author: beren_writes
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC17/18
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Summary: Harry has jumped in with both feet to save someone as usual and neglected to check the small print. Luckily for him the plan only went wrong with Draco.
Author's Notes: Thanks to my beta for weeding out my typos and grammar mistakes. To Janice - I tried to put as many of your requests in as possible, I hope you like it.
Word count: 9,220
Link: The Unexpected
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asorbic_acid
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asorbic_acid
Title: A Brass Instrument
Author: asorbic_acid
Rated- G
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by J.K. Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books, Raincoast Books and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made, and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Warning: Not Slash, not anti-slash
Characters involved- Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood.

Brass
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Current Mood: curious curious
Current Music: Mysteries of love- Angelo Badalamenti

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dmitchell1985
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dmitchell1985
Your winter prompts for the week of January 6 - 12, 2007 are:

Biting
Jealousy
Brass



Have fun! = D

Danielle
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dacro
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dacro
Because of Holiday craziness and all, I thought we might as well keep the prompts up one more week, and then post some fresh ones next week, so our continued prompts for our Drabble/Doodle fest will be:
Reformed
Burden
Feast


Happy New Year!
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lilian_cho
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lilian_cho
Title: "Coming Out at Christmas"
Author: lilian_cho
Pairing: Ron/sexy blond--Draco, that is. Not the father ;-)
Rating: PG-13
Drabble/flopsy for somigliana, who asked for Christmas at the Burrow. Set loosely in the future of "Horcrux Hunt"
Warnings: Alas nothing NWS ahead. Not even a kiss.

Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by J.K. Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books, Raincoast Books and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made, and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

Crossposted like Voldemort on a h0rcrux high.
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theentwife
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theentwife
Title: Deck the Halls
Author: Persephone Yavanna the Entwife (theentwife)
Pairing/Characters: Draco, Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy
Wordcount: 5,016
Rating: G for gen (in other words, completely work-safe!)
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: JK Rowling and assorted others have rights to create derivative works within the Potterverse, but I am not one of those licensees, unfortunately. Rather not be sued for playing with the characters, though . . . not making a profit here, just exploring the characters and situations created by the esteemed Ms. Rowling.
Summary: The Malfoys decorate for the holidays
Author Notes: First time writing fanfiction, Potterverse or otherwise. This is the fourth of the stand-alone vignettes from my NaNoWriMo 2006 project to be "published" on LiveJournal. Takes place after Fatherly Advice.

Deck the Halls

Current Mood: creative
Current Music: "O Tannenbaum" -- Unheilig

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dmitchell1985
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dmitchell1985
The prompts are a wee bit late this week, because I couldn't get to a terminal. But! This'll add a little extra excitement and such to this week's writing and drawing scramble. *cough* At least, that's the story I'm going with.

Your prompts for December 23 - 29, 2006 are as follows:

Reformed
Burden
Feast
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theentwife
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theentwife
Title: Fatherly Advice
Author: Persephone Yavanna the Entwife (theentwife)
Pairing/Characters: Lucius and Abraxas Malfoy
Wordcount: 1,134
Rating: G for gen (in other words, completely work-safe!)
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: JK Rowling and assorted others have rights to create derivative works within the Potterverse, but I am not one of those licensees, unfortunately. Rather not be sued for playing with the characters, though . . . not making a profit here, just exploring the characters and situations created by the esteemed Ms. Rowling.
Summary: Lucius has a chat with his father
Author Notes: First time writing fanfiction, Potterverse or otherwise. This is the third of the stand-alone vignettes from my NaNoWriMo 2006 project to be "published" on LiveJournal.

Fatherly Advice

Current Mood: creative
Current Music: "The Portrait Gallery" -- Harry Potter & the PoA soundtrack

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dacro
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dacro
Drabble/doodle prompts for this week:


Dec 16-22:
Whisper
Requited
Loneliness



*remember, these prompts are there for you to do what you like with them. You don't have to use the exact word as much as just let it guide the mood/theme of your drabble/doodle.

Have fun!
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dmitchell1985
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dmitchell1985
Your Mission: In a drabble or doodle, showcase the following prompts.


For: December 9, 2006 - December 15, 2006


Stockings
Sunrise
Loathing



Note: Everyone is more than welcome to continue posting non-fest related artwork and fiction. Please just be sure to note that your work is not intended for the fest. Thanks!

Current Location: Lobby
Current Mood: hungry Hungry! I smell chicken!
Current Music: Loud talking

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theentwife
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theentwife
My first post here -- hope you enjoy! :)

Title: Whisky and Minerva
Author: Persephone Yavanna the Entwife (theentwife)
Pairing/Characters: Severus and Minerva
Wordcount: 650
Rating: G for gen (in other words, completely work-safe!)
Warnings: None, unless one hates cats
Disclaimer: JK Rowling and assorted others have rights to create derivative works within the Potterverse, but I am not one of those licensees, unfortunately. Rather not be sued for playing with the characters, though . . . not making a profit here, just exploring the characters and situations created by the esteemed Ms. Rowling.
Summary: Severus loathed shortbread, porridge and all things Scottish -- except whisky. And Minerva.
Author Notes: First time writing fanfiction, Potterverse or otherwise. This is the first of the stand-alone vignettes from my NaNoWriMo 2006 project to be "published" on LiveJournal.

Whisky and Minerva

Current Mood: creative
Current Music: "Feuer und Wasser" by Rammstein

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devline
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devline
Title: Failure
Author: devline
Pairing: implied Harry/Draco
Rating: PG
Warning: uhm... implied slash, a little angst
Words: 100
Prompt: Caution (changed ot to cautious if that's ok)

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Title: Memories
Author: devline
Pairing: implied Harry/Draco
Rating: PG
Warning: implied slash, angst
Words: 100
Prompt: Remember


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Current Mood: creative

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dacro
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dacro
Title: Imprint
Sequel to Hope
Pairing: Harry/Oliver
Rated: PG (warning - uber fluff...and implied naked Oliver)
Summary: In a crowded tea shop, Harry takes a moment to trace his future.
words: 100
Prompt: Stationary (for the drabble/doodle fest)

Imprint

Harry pushed his cup closer to the window and watched the steam create a foggy cloud on the glass. He closed his eyes while his mind supplied him with images of last night: Oliver fresh from the shower, water-heavy towel falling to the floor with some tugging help from Hope - the playful smile that appeared when there was nothing else to wear…

A short month ago, Harry had considered himself too broken, too tired - too numb start again.

It felt good to be wrong.

A smile slowly appeared as he traced six letters on the steamy glass:

R E V I L O

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tobiasven
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tobiasven
Title: What have I done?
Author:tobiasven
pairing: None really.
Rating: PG 13
Summary: Snape thinks about the Tower incident
Words: 99
Prompt: Caution which I turned into cautiously 'cause I couldn't work it in.

Severus Snape leaned cautiously against the window watching the rain lash his house. Draco snorted in his sleep.

What have I done?

You protected the boy.

Which boy?

The one that matters.

“What have I done?” Snape whispered.

You protected the boy.

Fuck the boy, I should have protected myself.

Coward.

"I did what I had to do," Snape said aloud.

Draco kicked out in his sleep and slid half off the chair. Yes, I am a coward. I'm sorry, Albus.

"What have I done?"

You protected the boy.

"I did what I had to do."

Yes.

"Did I?"
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dacro
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dacro
Title: Hope
Author:dacro
pairing: Oliver/Harry
Rating: G
Summary: They say you should never give an animal for Christmas. Oliver dissagrees.
words: 100
Prompt: Remember

Hope

Oliver smiles at the mess of wrapping on the floor, and at Harry rolling around playing tug-o-war with the new puppy. He feels a swell of justification for not listening to everyone who suggested that a dog was not the wisest of gifts so soon after…

They were wrong.

Oliver hasn't seen Harry smile this much since the day he caught his first snitch. This is good for them both. The puppy is a reason to get dressed every morning, get outside, give them something other than funerals and Prophet gossip to talk about.

"Olie, can we name her Hope?"
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asorbic_acid
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Author- asorbic_acid
Disclaimer- I don’t own the characters, I don’t own the first name of Hooch. JKR owns the first, Kai/Josan inspired me for the second.
Warning- this was created after eating lemon drops
Word Count- 99
Type- December/January Drabble

STATIONARY


“Xiomara.”

“Yes, Minerva?”

“At breakfast, did I see what I thought I saw?”

“You thought you saw what?”

“You received a letter today.”

“That I did.”

“Your post usually doesn’t arrive in the morning.”

“Never could cage your curiosity?”

“That is one way of stating it.”

“Minerva,” Xiomara Hooch put down her water and continued, “it is rumored he did it, I don’t believe it.”

“You aren’t afraid of being brought in for questioning about his whereabouts?”

“I don’t know where he is, I wish I did, so I could help Severus.”

“Xiomara, you surprise me with your heart.”

Current Location: Texas
Current Mood: curious curious
Current Music: Atom and his package

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